"Is it weird that this reminds me of Wall-E?"
$15 or less each for when you're obligated to get everyone something. The products in this post were updated in December 2017.
Merci, Super Mario Bros!
It's been almost 30 years, but you never really forget where all those secret 1-Ups are.
*Mario coin sound*
There are only 10 in the entire game. How many do you remember?
Your strategy guides can't save you now.
"It's just a kid's game!" they said, "It'll be fun!"
Spoiler: Mario makes for a great Walter White.
Exit Through The Mushroom Kingdom.
Your favorite characters have evolved.
This guide will give you 1-Up on other travelers to the Mushroom Kingdom.
The deal came to light in a series of leaked emails between Sony Chief Amy Pascal and producer Avi Arad. UPDATE: Arad has denied that the deal has closed.
The Force is strong with these weddings.
I'm sorry, your princess is in another post.
The actor, who died Monday at 71, was an Oscar nominee who wasn't afraid to play a video game plumber. Here's a look at some of the greatest and oddest roles in his long career.
Stupid blue shells.
Plus the secret that helped one celeb trainer lose 30 pounds without going to extremes, 21 pics of people being weirdos on public transportation, and 10 tips to avoid major moving mistakes.
This is definitely what happens when cats are left alone.
DeviantART user Tohad is back with a few more illustrations that just might destroy your childhood.
Hint: Always be Mario.
Who needs Mario, coins, and Princess Peach when you could have Leslie Knope, waffles, and Ice Clown?
Plus a recipe to make your own Breaking Bad-themed candy, an ESPN sportscaster takes a nap on-air, and the worst TV series finales ever.
What are Mario's overalls made of? Denim denim denim.
...in comic form, at least.
When you think about it, the Nintendo character is horribly violent, and kind of racist. As this video ably demonstrates.
Why are these two in overalls that match the Super Mario Bros?!
Because why not? By Sam Milham.
If you're spending Valentine's Day in the Mushroom Kingdom, you'll want this princess at your side.
In case you feel like canceling out any street cred you've built up for being in a cool band.
I administered this test to my 16-year old sister, graded, and failed her. [Ed. note: contribute to our keepsake show and tell project already!]
Well this is clearly awesome. Mario comes to life with with thousands of Post It Notes in this stop motion animation.
Give this man ALL the coins! Artist Chris Carlson creates a 3D sidewalk chalk masterpiece in this time-lapse video.
The Mushroom Kingdom can now be your kingdom. This is a guide to your perfect, Mario themed life.
Here's a 55-gallon aquarium that Redditor jennyleighb's roommate decorated with a custom LEGO Super Mario Bros. scene he built. So awesome!
Prepare to feast your way through the Mushroom Kingdom. I'm suddenly very sad I never had one of these as a kid.
There's something rather endearing about a young Hollywood star unafraid to let their geek flag fly. Crush Level: 1UP
Mario has been through a lot in his 25+, starting with Donkey Kong all the way through his latest Super Mario Land 3D game. Many obstacles have gotten in his way, preventing him from saving that stupid princess who always finds herself being captured.
David Abramson makes cutting boards inspired by the question mark blocks in Super Mario Bros. Each cutting board is made from 256 individually cut pieces of ash, cherry, and walnut.
Patchwork conveniently lends itself to replicating 8 bit characters, because who wouldn't want a quilt referencing the best NES game ever created? Etsy user bsayasane has some quilts you may want to look at, by the way.
This isn't just fan art. This is a playable, free, fully Portalized remake of the 1985 original.
No extra lives awarded here. Just pure deliciousness fit for Mushroom Kingdom royalty.
And the most depressing! This animated GIF perfectly embodies the frustration that overcame me every time I made that fateful jump. Every. Single. Time.
Any self-respecting geek girl would be glad to get these for Christmas.