Let's properly celebrate this wonderful holiday rooted in 2,000 year-old martyrdom — with lots of bad penis jokes.
An apt comparison. But in the end, will the rebranding of feminine hygiene fare better or worse than screech of dial-up?
After he performed a track from his new album on The Colbert Report, Jeff Bridges gave Stephen Colbert an exclusive audition for Summer's Eve. (via Gotcha Media)