Tell us the dirty truth.
Hmmmmm...is that a turd?
Hiding in the back room is the best option.
Would you play it cool?
No one wants to be Forever Alone
What's your favorite?
"Is anyone sitting here?"
"Mind if I join you?"
Just don't embarrass yourself.
"Are you hiring? Yes, no, maybe so?"
Part-time job. Lifetime of regrets.
Professional poop and puke handlers.
Besides "people are kinda terrible."