Because if you leave it up to them, they'll be their own season of Hoarders.
You'll just want to squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze them!
Make those hard-to-shop-for people feel loved all year long. The products in this post were updated in February 2018.
This is the best idea.
"It was never the same after she washed it."
"These thieves need to be stopped before they commit further crimes," police said.
Teddy bears aren't as exciting as cuddly organs.
ADULTS CAN HAVE STUFFED ANIMALS TOO, YOU KNOW.
No, you're never too old.
This is really cute.
Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff.
Your cat won't know you love her if you don't give her presents.
I'm not crying, there's just something in my eye, OK?
No promises your kids will oblige, though.
No one was asking for beanie genitals. No one.
Because a new teddy bear from the store just doesn't have as much soul.
So you never have to leave your pet's side.
Think of the bears. For once in your goddamn life.
This will get you feeling REAL cuddly.
Won't you give them a new home?
A perfect gift for a mini Picasso.
There is no way this was an accident.
This kid knows what he wants.
What do you little puppies dream of...when you take your little puppy snooze?
Here's one: She will give you a cupcake, and you don't even have to ask for it.
Appropriate for ages 3 and up. I'm over 3, still counts.
You've seen them at the drugstore. They definitely hate their lives.
Unagi Travel offers tours for your stuffed animals, and no you can't come.
Carpe diem, everyone.
If you think or say 'aww', you fail! Can you pass the test?
What has happened to Teddy?
The lovable Woody narrates a short video by the Humane Society of the United States about fashion and fur.
A group of crafters is handmaking one for each surviving student.
They may look cute and cuddly, but you can't trust 'em.
My seven-year-old nephew didn't like the beard I grew, so the two of us shot this little film together last week, and got rid of it.
It's Boo, you guys! Sorry - I totally ruined that game, didn't I?
Here are some animals hanging out with stuffed animal versions of themselves, which is clearly a thing that animals should be doing a lot more often.
I just hope Elmo was a willing participant in this. He seemed to enjoy it so chances are he was.
Everyone's favorite morose teddy bear tries to make friends. Spoiler: it doesn't end well.
Sometimes man's best friend needs a best friend. View more nauseatingly cute photos at animalswithstuffedanimals.com and soak up your daily dose of adorable.
Some clever customer decided to re-create the famous scene from the Lion King where Scar kills Mufasa making Jonathan Taylor Thomas king.
Watch the full scene here.
I was totally wrong about which one was the real pug.
Damn that's cute!
Interspecies love is romantic and all, but sometimes you just want to hang out with your own kind.
These stuffed animals are a parent’s worst nightmare. Even if you are all for letting your kids express themselves with strange toys, just make sure you take them off the bed before you give your guests a tour of the house.
A "plush toy artist" and a graphic novelist combine forces to produce... something.
Bambi is a dirty deer whore.