Der Name "Jessica" wurde von Shakespeare erfunden!
It's not their fault.
This is almost as good as Wonder Woman.
"Please help. I'm stuck in here and I don't have my phone."
Local police said he "took about 30 minutes and the careful use of cooking grease" to rescue.
So, how's your week going so far?
OH MY FUCKING GOD DID THAT HURT.
It took more than 24 hours to find the missing one-week-old alpaca, who was trapped in a dirt hole with only its head sticking out.
You're never quite awake and you're never quite asleep.
'Til death do they part.
Never a better time to take some selfies.
Here's what the residents of Rajsamand, Rajasthan did.
Nick Clayton claims he was in the sauna when the LA Fitness location closed up, leaving him locked inside.
It’s a dog eat dog world out there…or dog eat vacuum in this case.
We all get a little stuck…in stuff.
"It was a nightmare. I tried to pull it apart but in the end we had to call the fire station," her dad said.
Let’s hope they’ve learned their lesson.
But what happened to the fish? There's a lot going on here.
Here’s how hit songs become hit songs.
And cows really do tend to get their heads stuck in things.
Well this is embarrassing.
This is the epitome of humans and animals living in perfect harmony.
At Six Flags America, 24 people were trapped Saturday on the Joker's Jinx ride after it stopped near the top.
Just Caribou life in Canada I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Mo' hair, mo' problems.
Come on, kid, don't put that there.
The BBC reports on the medical concern of the year.
Hide and seek game spins out of control. And other fabulous fails.
The whale was stuck for about 10 minutes before employees responded to the crowd's angry shouts.
Heavy rain and flooding on Monday stranded passengers for several hours on a commuter train after leaving Union Station in downtown Toronto, according to a company spokesperson.
This is some meta klutz action, right here. Ryan Seacrest sums it up best by saying, "Of course THIS would happen to @ZooeyDeschanel on the red carpet at the Emmys."
Along with Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis.
Or he's just doing some inverted curls so he can rock a sweet six pack of panda abs. Photographed at the Wolong National Nature Reserve in Sichuan, China. The panda managed to get himself unstuck and is now happily right-side-up.
What's with all these kitties getting stuck in pipes?
Looks like somebody had too many squirrels for dinner.
4-year-old Shar-Pei mix had to be rescued after he became stuck between two walls.