Thick thighs save lives.
The best four years of your life?
Jufran pa rin, mga ulol!
Wearing a jumpsuit and having to get butt-ass naked just to pee.
You've spent your entire life hearing the phrase, "You're the perfect height for an armrest."
"My brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once."
You wouldn't even dare to dream about dating and Goa trips around some of these.
"According to my kids' Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well."
"Damn, I'm loving this $13 beer," said no one ever.
Two words: balikbayan box.
"Don't touch me."
One doesn't simply get off the struggle bus.
Life was hard.
"I'm telling MOOOOOOOOOM."
"Back in my day, we had to sync something called an iPod to a computer in order to hear music!"
"Apparently adult life is mostly crying and looking at menus online."
"I am the backbone of this household."
Have a kid, and they come out of the woodwork.
Partying is so much fun but damn, so is sleeping.
No one told us it would be like this.
It's a love/hate relationship with meat.
Jeans that fit perfectly everywhere? Hahahaha, funny joke.
Flimsy hair ties are no match for your ridiculously thick mane.
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
Guys, it's socks and thongs season.
"Mga kabataan talaga ngayon..."
How many times do I have to clean this damn computer mouse?!
Well played, Target. Well played.
There is no such thing as too many appalams or too much powder on your Sathyam popcorn.
This is definitely NOT the kids menu I asked for.
"Lazy, narcissistic, and irresponsible." Pfffff.
Being conditioned early on that '7PM' is actually 'midnight.'
Dear shoppers, happy afternoon! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Good luck drinking that tea and still being able to see.
"Have you ever heard of a devotee?"
Ang mamatay nang dahil sa 'ng' at 'nang.'
Melting on the train or freezing in the office, there's no in-between.
How long has that bobby pin been in there?!
This: "95 SPF and we'll be alright."
You'd say you've got an "average" body type, but WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
5 women share their stories.
Jesus needs to learn to share.
Even with glasses/contacts, everything is STILL blurry. It's a cruel world.
You don't hate it, but you don't, like, love it, you know?
Oh you love that lipstick? Well it's now discontinued.
This is a shoes off household.
Your phone rarely has more than 10% battery.