"Idk man, I'm not really feeling this edible." Two hours later...
It's 4:20...time to go for a walk?
Got some time to kill?
"This is munchies!"
It's just science.
4/20 glaze it, bros.
The killed flamingo was a beloved figure at the Jihlava Zoo.
High is an understatement.
The devil's lettuce.
There's high, and then there's HIGH.
Read it and weed.
"It's like a spa for my mouth."
“Have you ever seen what stoned people make for food? They make ‘oh, this is what I have.’”
All for "method acting".
“What have I gotten myself into!?”
"What do you guys want to do?!"
"I've never felt more magic in my life."
"Mmm, it tastes like blue."
"A man had three pet frogs... and when he died they put him in this machine."
Did I just get stoned from watching a video???
You're just waxing philosophical.
Weed is tight, weed is tight.
"Everyone knows I’m high."
Even Pikachu needs to get wild once in awhile.
♫ "Well, I'll get right to my point, if you'll roll me up a joint! Yeah, roll me up a funny cigarette." ♫
Bookmark this post for 4:20. Via /r/WoahDude.
"Ew... 7-Eleven pizza."
Whether you're an occasional smoker or Laganja Estranja, you know that every high can be a different experience. So grab your Cheetos and let these drag queens remind you of all the different types of stoned you've ever been.
"Do you want me to visit again? We will meet in a different way now."
"Wanna smoke before?"
BBC's Middle East correspondent Quentin Sommerville was trying to do a serious report on the drug trade in Afghanistan a few years back ... then he got the giggles.
Because you're home for the holidays. And there's nothing to do.
Just... like... whoa.
Let's be blunt.
Who says Sriracha ramen shouldn't be an ice cream flavor? Well, several of my colleagues actually. They're not speaking to me anymore. It's awkward.
Dogs can get high, too.
Get off your high horse and let's weed out these issues, bluntly.
Taco Bell is an important theme. All confessions from the anonymous sharing app Whisper.
"You ever think if your dad jerked off just one more time..."
I can't feel my face. I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE
"But they don't really have a machine... for your brain."
Use this as a salad dressing to make eating your vegetables more fun.
The unofficial dessert of Super Bowl VLXII, aka the Stoner Bowl.
Marijuana poisoning — which can be extremely dangerous for dogs — is on the rise, NBC News reports. Keep them away from your bong water, y'all.
These rankings DO NOT reflect taste, only overall "grossness," OK?
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.