You know you have a preference.
YOU'RE ALONE, EMILY.
Hot on the heels of Herman Cain's strangest campaign ad, Stephen Colbert offers some (very similar) homages of his own. Then he challenges Cain to a slow smile contest.
"Stephen Colbert likes working here a lot." I'd say his current job isn't so bad either.
Stephen Colbert kicked off his Voter Abstinence campaign last night, encouraging first-time voters to abstain from voting this year if they're feel too much pressure from their peers.