Thank you, Colbert Report archives. **kisses fingers**
The headmaster said the flag was being disrespected because teens had previously used it to taunt Latino students at a rival school.
The NBC news anchor told Stars and Stripes fear may have contributed to his inaccurate story of a military convoy taking enemy fire during the Iraq War.
STARS AND STRIPES 4EVER.
Or at least, 56 dudes had these thoughts at one point.
God bless America.