Every person on earth has a squirrel that is their kindred spirit. This is a fact! Don't question this.
Don't be fooled by their cute faces...squirrels are glorified rats.
Alpacas can die from loneliness?!
This year hasn't been *all* bad.
Putter the squirrel eats vanilla ice cream out of tiny cones. Repeat. Tiny squirrel cones.
Yes you read that right.
Not even the squirrels are safe from 2016.
According to Canadian law, they must now marry the squirrel.
"RIP OPDSquirrel. We will always have our dance."
IT HAS BEEN SUMMONED.
In this episode, introduce a segment called "Is This Real Life," Tracy tells another joke, and we sit down with Alexis Wilkinson, the first black woman president of the Harvard Lampoon!
Adorable little chubsters!
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
No one is safe.
Come meet your new best friends.
It may be time to confront him.
Max Ellis poses the squirrels right in his London backyard.
Teeters' Taxidermy Studio owner Corin Teeters said he likes to have a little fun with his work.
Cozy is a lifestyle. Get your sweaters and hot cocoa ready!
"I like nuts and all but what I really want to do is direct"-Steve, the Squirrel.
Pigs are actually pretty excellent cuddlers!
I visited NYC for the FIRST TIME EVER last week. This is what I learned.
Plus Amy Schumer on David Letterman, an alternate "How I Met Your Mother" ending, and a Georgia high school has its first integrated prom ever (!!!!).
This is an actual thing.
What an extreme breach of freedom by the NSA (National Squirrel Agency). A very patriotic Reddit user exposed the astonishing collection of private photos.
Perhaps not the furriest, though.
Maybe even the world. And now Sugar Bush — along with her owners — are being profiled on the next episode of TLC's My Crazy Obsession.
Some people think squirrels are super cute and cuddly and amazing. Those people are wrong.
These pictures are so adorable, they might even improve your entire day.
Ariel, a Panama Amazon parrot, sees a squirrel in the yard and wants to make sure you know about it.
Bow chicka wow wow.
Penn State student Mary Krupa has become the milliner of the school's local squirrel population. Her model of choice is Sneezy, who just so happens to look fantastic in hats.
And by "strangest" we mean "best". Bet you’ve never heard this one before…
"If you're thinkin' bout my baby it don't matter if you're speckly-brown or white." Squirrels have got it all figured out.
Saving the world, one acorn at a time.
It's called "Sqirls," naturally.
FACT: Squirrels prefer creamy peanut butter over chunky.
This hopefully goes without saying, but we are all this squirrel with a bag stuck on his head.
Seriously, these little guys are everywhere — you almost kind of forget about them after a while. Let us take this moment to salute the pesky (yet resilient) little Sciuridae in all its goofy, adorable glory.
This is too good. Let the photoshops begin!
Okay, this is so cute it isn't even fair.
The kindness of strangers, huh? This was a really incredibly worthwhile note to leave.
When these stoners heard a noise in the garbage can, they decided to film their investigation. The result is some amazing commentary.
This little guy has gotten pretty comfortable around the players of the Portland Sea Dogs.