The Denver District Attorney said the practice "does not constitute a prosecutable crime."
Denver police are also investigating the footage of screaming teen cheerleaders being forced to do the splits.
The school's principal and cheer coach have been placed on leave.
Would You Rather Lose Sensation On Your Tongue Or Your Vagina?
"[The hymen myth] is just something we made up to be mean to women. You know, like Entourage."
All the reasons true love died again this year.
But then, aren't we all lesser men than JCVD?
This guy is flexible, and he loves to show it off on his Flickr. Ow.