"My parents lied to me."
"It was too big for my little mouth! I couldn't breathe!!"
Turns out, you can learn a lot from your spit.
"SO, I'M MORE WHITE?!"
Spit or swallow?
An epic collision between Would You Rather and Disney.
How do you measure up?
No dogs were harmed in the making of this video.
This video will blow you away
Try NOT walking in step with your friends. Just try.
They're being mailed through our postal system. As are rags soaked in virulent bodily fluids. And parents are shoving them in their children's mouths. Just get a damn shot!
Steve Harvey asks his contestants to "name something you put in your mouth but don't swallow." Survey says???
This installment is worth it for the kids' precocious reactions to Justin Bieber alone ("I'd slap him in the face," "He's retarded," etc.). Also, "The goat was owning him with spit."
This makes me wish we had more note-based flame wars in the BuzzFeed office fridge.