Don't worry. You're still sratty either way.
Plus your own luxury space capsule (with booze!), the most dangerous road in the entire world, and the terrifying trend of old people learning how to sext.
Plus 14 terrifyingly awesome new state-fair foods, a way to beam ads straight into your skull, and the pilot that Conan O'Brien once wrote for Adam West.
While it's probably safe to say most members of fraternities and sororities are relatively insane, this girl from the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland might just be the craziest. As reported earlier on Gawker.
FAIL ALERT: Clueless FSU Sorority Girl wants to date Jerry Linn (Jeremy Lin) - The non-existent black, super bowl winning Giants player.