Sure, the show is fine, but the tweets are better.
"I feel like this season of #BacheloretteAU is the first realistic TV representation of the hetero dating pool."
I can't believe we watched weeks of this only to see Sophie choose between Jarrod and Stu.
Sophie, please, don't choose any of these men.
The end is so close I can almost taste it.
The one where Blake touches a nipple.
Show 'em who's boss, Soph.
Sophie, I have QUESTIONS.
Surprise bitches, it was me.
This show is a mess.
Jarrod and Uncle Sam were annoying, surprise surprise.
Highlight: they ate the cheese platter and it was beautiful.
Did you guys know that Uncle Sam has the Double Delight rose??!
We need to talk about Sam's hair.
Starting to think Uncle Sam's nephews would be more mature than he is.
Who ever would have thought that the Australian Idol host would one day facilitate the love story of Sophie from Popstars?
Jourdan, u OK?
Get ready guys, because I'm about to drop a Bachelor bomb on you.
"It's been really full-on."
From the magician to the one who cooks naked.
Definitive proof that Australian television peaked in 2009.
A collective "whaaaaaat?!" is allowed.
Snap pants, bucket hats, and body glitter, oh my!
"No one says that about Ed Sheeran."