"Moms are the best."
"You're gonna be a lonely old man."
These are all very important.
The star conservative host still denied the claims, calling them "completely unfounded" and his departure from Fox "tremendously disheartening."
Never getting arrested doesn't count.
Suegras be spoilin’ their sons!
And it's dad goals AF.
This is how you shut down haters.
"Thank God it wasn't a prostitute!"
"I really hope that you have an ambulance outside on standby."
And it's only three sentences long.
Then my mom died, and I learned that all that time, he had been here, pondering me in the quietness of his heart.
Happy Father's Day from Jimmy Kimmel Live.
How did you do it, exactly, Dad? I'm struggling here.
I'm not crying, there's just something in my eye, OK?
This is just too much! Too much, I say!
People are saying this woman just became "mother of the year."
Strangers from all over the world are now letting a little boy know that his open-heart surgery scars are beautiful.
Consider this a heart-to-heart in a time capsule. Shot while the beer flowed at the 2015 Dad 2.0 Summit in San Francisco.
And sometimes his son is the one doing the tattooing!
"No matter what our beliefs, we're parents first."
And it's set to Meaghan Trainor's "All About That Bass" no less.
This is amazing and spectacular and all of the other Spider-Man superlatives.
As told by the guys of BuzzFeed.
Moms: The real superheroes.
"Some of the most magical moments in life can come and go in an instant."
Guys, seriously, don't be gross.
"Of all the garbage they endlessly peddle over the Internet, a picture of my son is where they draw the line?" UPDATE: Facebook has approved the ad.
So much for neighborhood lemonade stands, I guess.
It is 2014. All these tracks came out in 1984 — 30 years ago. It was bad enough these songs being 20 years old, but this is just too much.
Charles Botheull IV's son had been missing for 11 days and was thought to be dead.
Prosecutors say that Lacey Spears was feeding toxic levels of sodium to her 5-year-old to keep him sick so she could write about it on social media.
You're not spoiled, you're just really loved.
Simon just had his tiny world rocked by the Man Of Steel.
"We're going to the Super Bowl, mom!"
Aw man, look at her face!
"And you never would've noticed if I swore under my breath, now I don't have to shout to say I liked you better deaf."
You have to admit these are pretty well done, though.
As with all gifts a son gives his mother, it's the thought that counts.
Dads are jerks.
Some elegant vindication for people that say, "You have your father's eyes." All photos courtesy of photographer Craig Gibson.
It was the most adorable thing.