Repeat after me: give your loved ones things that they actually need.
The H and the M should stand for "holidays and merriment," IMHO.
I wanna wish you a quirky Christmas.
You spend 40 hours a week together. You don't even spend that much time with your mother!
Treat yo'mom! The products in this post were updated in February 2018.
Find something for your brother, sister, daughter, son, mom, dad, or first cousin twice removed.
We won't judge you if you only use this list to shop for yourself.
Your one-stop shop for all your holiday needs — and maybe a few other things.
Say it with me: NOTHING'S OVER $25!
You didn't spend DAYS thinking of what to get, but these gifts are cute enough that no one will notice.
Things that'll show you care, so you don't have to.
You are ~free~...to keep all of this for yourself, okay?
Say goodbye to that paycheck...and HELLO LEMME HUG YOU to all your cuddly new friends!
Also 28 puns, because I couldn't help myself.
Truly splurge-worthy gifts that'll make you their favorite person.
Unicorn makeup brushes, a foldable keyboard, light-up building blocks, a wine decanter, and other awesome stuff for people you *really* like.
Not too cheap, not too expensive, but juuuust right.
There's always that ONE friend.
Some things are too good to give away.
Chances are they like their pets more than they like you — that is, until they get one of these gifts!
Better and more polite options than gifting a helmet.
Crawling out from underneath your covers and facing the world, made easier.
Your robot butler is only a click away!
Fleece pants. Candles. Twinkle Lights. Joy.
You'll be drooling over everything. Literally.
How many cat puns are too many? We're about to find out.
A bunch of fun solutions that don't involve wearing pants. The products in this post were updated in January 2018
Imagine "You get a car!" but with these instead.
Everything's under $50!
Precious little things that will make your life so much cuter.
For true fans, they are. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
No one's raining on your love parade. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Including nose sharpeners, holy cheese graters, and a survival guide for the gnome apocalypse... because it is coming. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Refresh your wardrobe — without having to leave the house or empty your bank account. The products in this post were updated in January 2018.
She is us.
Elegant ideas for any budget. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
The snuggle is real. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Might as well be efficient while you walk.
Must be a France, Montana thing.
There's pain and then there's stepping on a Lego.
Booties are bae.
Keep your toes toasty this fall with cute DIY footwear.
Pampered pets with the fetchest footwear. But do they like it? A study in power, coercion, and wardrobing.
Do people still say amazeballs? That needs to stop.
First of all (spoilers), they both get in the same slipper in order to be together. And then second of all, listen to the noises they make. Chinchillas, y'all!
Along with bags of other clothes to send warmth to those in need.
Add them to the list of her favorite things!
One set of paws just isn't enough for this tiger.
Do you have tired, stressed-out feet? Just toss a pair of "Hot Booties" into the microwave and viola! You now look like a sucker dressed in brightly-colored, oversized slippers. Congrats.
You would also be angry if you had to swallow stinky feet all day. Kinda looks like those gape-mouthed martians from Sesame Street, but pissed.