Slime is VERY cold...and it tastes like applesauce!
Throw some glitter in there.
It's always slime o'clock somewhere.
Are you 12 at heart?
So gross, yet so fun!
"WHERE IS MY CONTACT SOLUTION?!"
It's slime time!
Is it time for some new shoes?
Fuck you, Derek.
Substantially better than telling them to "breathe in, breathe out."
Half bought + half homemade = one perfect and thoughtful gift.
I'm a stan for slime vids.
Who could've guessed?
Do you hate slime? Does the sight of the gooey, stretchy stuff freak you out? Well here's how to tell if you're really have Myxophobia. (A fear of slime)
"Oobleck is the new stress ball."
This us fun!
Do you want to get slimed?
It's the most satisfying thing you'll ever see.
So slimey so good so slimey so good so slimeyyy.
It's time for a very important history lesson.
Let your inner unicorn out.
"This is like the liquid form of Las Vegas."
Happy Easter! And, yes, this is real life...
Turn that wasteful packaging into goop you can't get enough of.
"These are the Heisenbergs of the world now."
*takes deep breath*
Netflix? Nah, I'm good.
Because we'll all need it.
Warning: They're borderline erotic.
Yep, it's exactly what it sounds like.
Turns out dreams are made of green guck.
You CAN do that on television.
You SHOULD try these at home.
Solo Slugs is your new favorite Tumblr.
Because the green slime is always the best part.
Plus 10 sex tips from R. Kelly songs, Mark Zuckerberg's unexpected role in Grand Theft Auto 5, and an incredibly fun, insanely difficult Jared Leto age quiz.
A snail facial is exactly what it sounds like: Snails. On your face.
Go on, you know you want to laugh at these celebrities getting hit in the face with slime.
It's not the show we all remember. I mean, it is that show, just not half as good.
Biebs got slimed from every angle alongside Will Smith at last night's Kids Choice Awards. It was pretty glorious.
Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards got a bit grimy as stars were blasted with slime while presenting.