Save the Sleepless Boobs!
There is an epidemic sweeping the nation! Did you know that it is impossible to get a good night's sleep if you have breasts? Neither did I! Enter Kush Support, the nighttime boob supporter. All boobs! Even old lady boobs! And, well, it also sort of looks like a penis. So I'm sure you can do something with that as well. (via Sarah Haskins)