Are you more of a front-sleeper or starfisher?
Catch some Z's with ease.
Sleep is for the weak. And the daytime, probably.
Consider it a lullaby.
Trying to squeeze eight hours of sleep into four.
After coming to the realization that I dread getting ready for bed, I decided to see if I could trick myself into enjoying the necessary evil that is my nightly routine.
Sleep is important.
Wake up and take this quiz!
Do you take care of your body and mind or are you slacking?
*Makes sex noises getting into clean bedding*
All I wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* go back to sleep.
Thankfully, space PJs are a thing.
Camping, flying, long car trips- this thing's gonna change your life!
This is the only type of CRY-otherapy I need.
"Stop asking questions!"
Yes, how many pillows you have totally means something.
Dear naps, I'm sorry for how I treated you when I was young. Sincerely, me.
Everyone has a favorite side!
"My greatest sexual fantasy is eight hours of sleep."
*hits snooze forever*
Where can I find love like this?
"It's all in your head"
May the naps be with you.
"I could totally go for a light coma right now."
Sleep on this.
Can't argue with the man, his logic is flawless.
In celebration of National Napping Day, of course!
Dedicated to everyone whose significant other can be a weirdo when they sleep.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
*Closes eyes* *Brain: "Oh hey remember that embarrassing thing you did today?"*
"Your shoulder looks so soft... may I?"
When life gets you down on a bed, stay down.
Just jammin' in their jammies.
Food or sleep? That is the question.
Real winner: Dreaming about appetizers.
"Do I call the parents or the exorcist?"
Don't snooze or you'll lose.
Little upgrades that will make a big difference! (Featuring some very cozy dogs.)
Weekend plans: sleeping, drinking, eating, and repeating.
Making your bed is good; all of the reasons against bed-making are bad.
Sweet, derpy dreams, kitties.
We see you when you're sleeping.
"How is it the morning already?"
I just grew ovaries and they just exploded.
Tell us your sleepytime secretzZzZz.
"You regret 100% of the naps you don't take."
Move over, Molly.