*starts paying attention to every breath and freaking out*
Are you sure you aren't dreaming right now?
Drifting off in 1... 2... FALLING OFF A CLIFF, WAKE UP BITCH!
Let's talk about what really happens when you wake up because it's the apocalypse and all your teeth fell out.
It was creepy to wake up violently in the middle of the night. It was creepier when no one could tell me why it was happening.