Restaurant Bans Children
McDain's Restaurant in Monroeville, Pennsylvania has raised the ire of baby-makers everywhere by banning children under 6 years of age. Owner John Vuick says parents with misbehaving children are "impolite" and "selfish," and that those children are "not the center of the universe." An army of angry Facebook mommies will soon bury you with indignant comments, Mr. Vuick. You have been warned.
Can You Spot The Distinguishing Characteristic Of This Brazilian Drug Trafficker?
How did police in Brazil identify this wanted drug trafficker? Painstaking detective work. Oh, and he was THE GUY WITH TWELVE FINGERS! Six digits on each hand, as seen in this photo. You might say (puts on sunglasses) he was fingered. YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!