"You're someone's dream person." Can that bitch wake up and come talk to me then???
♫ You & I ♫
"Sweetie...your brother is bringing his new girlfriend this Christmas. Can you sleep on the futon next to the dog?"
"Let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time, that we might be exactly like we were," you sobbed, instagramming your pizza.
The answer might surprise you!
"So, are you seeing anyone?"