We're all the same.
"I literally 7th wheeled tonight y'all. SEVENTH WHEELED."
You eat that whole pizza, there’s no one around to judge you!
Nobody has to know that you want them all.
Living your best life.
"Let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time, that we might be exactly like we were," you sobbed, instagramming your pizza.
Single life is poetic.
Dick pics aren't for everybody.
I hope you think I'm seeing other people!
It takes one to tango.
Ed Sheeran! He's just like us.
There is always a chance the person you're meeting will be a murderer who wants to eat you.
You're meeting someone you don't know very well to see if you want to have sex with each other. ARRGHHHHH.
The Forever Alone folks would really like to know.
"In a relationship with my cat."
Who takes the photos of you two kissing?
You're basically dating yourself.
We'll get through this, together.
Mom will love you when no one else will.
Because if you're going to day drink, there should at least be a winner.
♫ All I want for Christmas is food ♫
1. Why people would assume you want it any other way.
Us singletons are actually really, really, really talented.
"No, I'm not seeing anyone."
I'm super happy for my friends. ::pours glass of wine::
Honesty is the best policy. Unless you have had one too many at after work drinks.
Everything is a trigger.
How do I block couples from Facebook?
Aha! Take that, couples!
At least being #foreveralone has SOME super-specific benefits.
"Why are we limiting our joy to relationships?" asks the project's creator.