"Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant, and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant."
Verrückt nach Mary wird dieses Jahr 20 Jahre alt.
Aunties, tell these women to stop running the world and to settle down.
Here's Benedict Cumberbatch And Benedict Wong Hilariously Attempting To Sing Beyoncé With Mouthguards In
"My name is Enedic Underatch."
How does it feel when your very greatness triggers one of the most powerful feuds in pop culture history?
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh.
You're not going to be sorry about watching this.
Watch these everyday people attempt (and fail) at performing the most famous music video dances of all time.
All the single ladies – now put your hands up! (and buy these gifts).
♫ All the single ladies ♫
"I love it when a girl squishes spiders."
If you liked it then you should've put a lungi around it, oh-oh-oh. ♫
Hugh Jackman isn't the only Wolverine who can dance.
Unless you're asking me out, don't ask me anything at all.
"They depend on government because they're not depending on their husbands."
Liam Hemsworth is also single and you could be his soulmate.
Plus 10 signs you might be a spinster, if cats had profiles on OkCupid, and why you shouldn't shoot down federal drones.
Let's be real. Kanye was absolutely right about this one.
It will not fail to make their day. Especially if they are a single lady.
If you can do all of them, you are, by the rules of divahood, Beyoncé.
This is how you tell the president about the time he was kind of responsible for you getting engaged.
Can you spot international pop star Beyoncé Knowles in this picture? It's tricky. She's incognito and cleverly disguised.
A one-stop-shopping collection of remixes for Radiohead's "Lotus Flower" video, from "Surfin' Bird" to "Single Ladies." Although, honestly, "Surfin' Bird" wins.
A bunch of enthusiastic young Christians in leotards and fake mustaches remake Beyoncé's "Single Ladies" as an ode to chastity. You have to admire their pluck and choreography.
Watch this drunk guy's dazzling rendition of "Single Ladies" at the Minnesota State Fair.
Sara Bareilles' slowed down, folksy version of Single Ladies is just as catchy as Beyonce's. If only she had done the dance too...
So the "cat reading my diary" girl from Glee is secretly super hot* and a major dancer.**
Before "Single Ladies," there was the Symphony Brass for Buttocks in the key of WTF.
This is a thing. Babies are super into "Single Ladies" and like nothing better than dancing to it. Some might consider this to be something that is cute.
The gift that keeps on giving, Beyoncé's pop smash-cum-viral sensation was the catalyst for this painful-looking mishap.
Not quite helping his reputation, The Jonas Brothers' dreamy Joe Jonas performs his version of Beyoncé's Single Ladies supposedly "for the fans".
"Single Ladies" performed by some (hopefully!) single dudes. Don't ask me to get over Beyoncé's "Single Ladies" when things like this keep coming to my attention.