The H and the M should stand for "holidays and merriment," IMHO.
♫ All I want for Christmas is *everything on this list* ♫
Shipping *not* included.
Because you deserve something special every dang day.
Everything's under $30 (but no one will be able to tell).
Wait until you see the crazy straw.
Imagine "You get a car!" but with these instead.
Four diverse young men who have never dyed their hair undergo dramatic hair color makeovers.
Stack 'em up.
Razzle dazzle 'em... for cheap!
Cash in on items lying around your home.
"You can literally overcome and accomplish anything."
Silver > Gold.
The knee bone's connected to the ~necklace~.
Because good things come in small packages.
So sleek. So shiny.
Hair ye! Hair ye!
Isn't better when facts rhyme?Don't you wish it happened all the time.
I want to be this dog.
Please feed the Olympians, London. They are so hungry and delirious they are trying to EAT their medals.
Hint: It rhymes with "shmaint shmuffing." Hey kids, it's the Tin Man from "Wizard of Oz" (if he had a crippling and horrible addiction)!