Jean Claude Van Damme Has An Amazing New Mustache
Hey, Van Damme...Freddie Mercury from 1982 called. He said he wasn't planning on using his amazing mustache this week, so go hog wild. He was actually really cool about the whole thing. And if it's not too much trouble, Mr. Mercury From 1982 requests you dry clean his amazing mustache before returning it. Many thanks.
A Guide to Presidential Facial Hair
A convenient little chart detailing the facial follicles of our commanders in chief. This alone is the reason you should donate to those creepy Wikipedia solicitations. And, to clarify, Truman's beard didn't hop off of his face and book a flight to Aruba. It was grown while he was on vacation.