*texts my sister furiously*
Weirdos make the world go 'round.
Mom loves me more!
You always had to go last in board games, even though they weren't the official rules!
You always had pranks played on you and you're still fuming.
"Ooooh, so you're [insert more-talented sibling's name here]'s sibling!"
Get those family portraits out.
"KASAL??? ANG BATA BATA MO PA EH!"
The forgotten ones?
"My brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once."
THEIR PARENTS MUST BE PROUD.
"Where are you when I need you?"
Are you actually a Wheeler?
So many tears shed over who got to play the Green Ranger.
Who are you going to fight with over your parents' affection?
Parents don't have favorites, right?
Finally get proof that you are, indeed, the best sibling.
I'm an only child, but my brothers and sister don't see it that way.
"I talked my sister into climbing into the dryer and then turned it on for maybe five seconds. "
Classic middle child syndrome *eye roll*
Rulers of 3017.
But don't tell mom.
"Can I bring a friend on vacation?"
No one except us is allowed to be mean about you.
We all wish we could trade out our siblings sometimes.
Warning: SAVAGE AF
"I'm telling MOOOOOOOOOM."
It's hard out there for a middle child.
The only person you can go from hating to being BFFs with, in the space of 30 seconds.
I love having no privacy and sleeping right next to my sister!!!!
"Stop hitting yourself." —every brother out there
Time to find out how close you really are.
It's time to take back all the mean stuff you did.
"MOOOOOMMM!" —your siblings anytime they were losing a fight
We look alike? Wow, never heard that one before.
If you ever had to sit in the trunk of the car because there weren't enough seats, then you're definitely a middle child.
Growing up was a real struggle...
Left bite marks and then begged them not to show your parents.
“I have, but I wish I hadn’t.”
Sibling rivalry is real.
Prepare to have your mind blown.
"Congratulations! OMG, do I have to make a speech?!?!"