Just in case you were worried that you might be the shyest person in the world... you're not.
Do you love or loathe small talk?
We got you pegged.
Aren't they the same thing?
::Mentally prepares five hours for small greeting:: The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
How can you explain to everyone that you're not a dumbass, but just extremely shy?
Are you the loudest person in the room or a bit of a wallflower?
You're the life and soul of the party in front of your friends, but in front of new people you're a completely different person.
"Ask them yourself".
It's not that you're crazy, you're just... different.
YOU CAN DO IT.
Sometimes honesty isn't the best policy.
Sleep-over it, amirite?
They dragged you here. Now who’s actually going to stay by your side?
"I can't believe I got talked into this."
The art of the subtle glance.
Who is more fiscally competent – a llama or a penguin?
This one-question quiz will give you an easy answer.
Because self-knowledge is real knowledge.
Humans can't be trusted.
This is a highly scientific way to determine your personality.
What does it take to get some sleep around here?!
Let's be honest here.
We are the masters of faking disappointment over canceled plans.
Based on ~real science~.
If you get uncomfortable when someone compliments you, try one of these surefire responses.
"They weren't smiling at you, you idiot."
STOP FUCKING CALLING ME.
Reading out loud in class should be banned.
"Oh my gosh. There they are." *hides*
"I hate being so shy that I've forgotten how to speak my mind and have my voice heard." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
It’s just a resting bitch face, I swear!
It's just a resting bitch face, I swear!
"Wonderful weather we're having."
Are you a marsupial or a monotreme?
Definitely in need of a "Sorry, Busy" emoji.
'I'm an emotional guy, and not everyone likes that.'
This whole, ‘being shy’ thing….just isn’t working.
"I forgot to yell you..."
*whispers* Don't talk to me.
I'M NOT RUDE, I'M SCARED.
Just take it from Kidepo, the newest giraffe calf at Chester Zoo!
“I’m sorry, could you speak up? I can’t hear you."
Parties are basically hell.
When a hashtag is so painfully true.