*runs out of hot water because I couldn't pay my utilities*
(Ja, sorry, da steht "Geist blasen".)
/r/showerthoughts gets weird so you don't have to.
This entire website is on drugs.
"Imagine if toast was A4 size."
If a bar of soap falls on the floor, does it clean the floor, or does the soap get dirty?
My right hand has never touched my right elbow. MY RIGHT HAND HAS NEVER TOUCHED MY RIGHT ELBOW.
"Do helicopters have horns?"
My head hurts.
Genius. Terrifying. Plain weird. Let the people of /r/showerthoughts open your mind.
[Logs off forever]
Admit, you've peed once or twice (or every time).
But here they are anyway.
"Fake it till ya make it!"
Or at least, marginally less annoying. From /r/ShowerThoughts.
"The Milky Way could well be the galaxy with the most milk in it." Via /r/showerthoughts
Inspired by the subreddit r/desishowerthoughts.
"If I touch my phone in the right places, a pizza will show up at my front door."
Mind, literally, blown.
"Who let us out?" H/T r/dogshowerthoughts
For all the time they spend licking themselves, they better have some big thoughts.
Wait, how long have I been in here?
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little weirder, darling.
I need a drink.
Intellectual breakthroughs from inside the shower.
This is Ernie, the most intelligent British shorthair in all the land. Combine him with /r/showerthoughts and wonderful things happen.
Featuring people getting tattoos for the first time, a cat riding a Roomba in a shark costume, and a Corgi getting a massage.
Ron Swanson + r/ShowerThoughts = perfection.
Life will never be the same again. Via /r/showerthoughts.
The shower: home of almost all Eureka! moments. Even Archimedes had his bathtub breakthroughs. All credit to the philosophers over at /r/showerthoughts on Reddit.