That race to quickly put a tampon in after a shower so you don't drip blood on the floor.
We don't deserve dogs.
Be honest, do you really wash your towel as much as you *should*?
No matter how many bath bombs you throw in a vat of lukewarm water, you're still sitting in a stew of your own dirt.
I've got a pocket, got a pocket, full of sunshine.
From cozy sweaters to cute stocking stuffers, here are the best gifts you can find at American Eagle and Aerie right now.
If you're at your wits end, hopefully these will help.
Also 28 puns, because I couldn't help myself.
If you know someone who just kind of shrugs when you ask them what they want for Christmas or their birthday, and who just doesn't love STUFF, this list is for you.
Crawling out from underneath your covers and facing the world, made easier.
If you like them, then you should put your name (or face or pet or ______) on it.
Step into the chill zone.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Some of these have over **49,000** five star reviews!! As in people! Who love these!
♫ Let the [shower water] fall down and wake my dreams / Let it wash away my sanity ♫
PLEASE. JUST. STOP.
I want candy.
More like T-aww-rget. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
So, all I know about dry shampoo is that it's dry and it shampoos.
The more often you shower, the less time you have to watch.
I love water.
Now you'll never have to leave again. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
"Saving your used dishes in the fridge for later... genius."
Is there anyone who doesn't sing in the shower?
So simple and so obvious.
And you'll low-key enjoy it too.
This is what it feels like to have insomnia.
Everything is so MOIST.
It just makes more sense to go to bed clean.
What's the longest you've gone without a shower?
Sexual conduct in public places is strictly verboten.
Soak yourself in happiness and efficiency.
All of the cleaning power with none of the scary ingredients!
You probably do.
Do you actually wash your bath mat or nah?
"Don't touch your face..."
Bath people, I'm sorry.
Your routine vs. everybody else's.
No more yuck between your tiles!
When the power goes out for these roommates, TV can't be their entertainment anymore.
It's been a hard week.
Do you pee in there or nah?
Yes, even on oily skin.
Do you take your time to get wet?
How do you get wet?
Your hair is too damn clean.
Can you make this part of your routine?