Yeah, there’s a whole world up there to explore.
Shorties to the front!
Yes I know I'm short, no you can't use me as an armrest, yes the weather is fine down here.
*has a conversation with your nipples*
Though she be but little, she's fierce AF.
When people say "wow, you're so short!" as if you'd never realised.
The hemline betrayal stops here.
Sometimes it feels like you're in a long distance relationship just because of your height difference.
"When I was little..." "YOU'RE STILL LITTLE!"
Keepin' the step stool industry in business.
Small but mighty and so over your shit.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Gib mir meine Klamotten zurück.
Why are bra straps so damn long?
"Just drink milk, it'll help."
"Can you reach that for me, please?" - you, 24/7
It's not all height battles and clothes that don't fit.
Trying to get something from a high up cupboard is basically impossible.
Because sometimes the best things come in small packages.
Not everyone gets to be as special as you!
Sorry, I didn't see you there.
Your knee-high boots are actually crotch-high boots.
No, I'm not part Leprechaun.
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A person's a person no matter how small.
The reach... The fucking reach.
It's hard out there for a tiny girl.