Wait, what was I just doing?
"I cared for eight seconds, then I got distracted"
What did you say?
The biggest problem is obviously... look at that butterfly!
Good job, good effort.
Example: Internet memes are great because anyone can join in on the fun. Internet memes are terrible because everyone joins in on the fun, but never stops.
It's almost like the Internet has given us a short attention sp--ooooo, butterfly! Wait, where was I? Oh right. Three days is a conservative estimate.