These are the best stores in the world, it's a fact.
Ready, steady, choose.
Tights don't need Minions on them.
"When you clock in at 9, work for 7 hours & then realise it’s only 9:30."
Could you live without Ribena, M&S, or Chicken Cottage? No, you could not.
Goddamn, our shops are old.
You see them every single day – but do you know them as well as you think you do?
BuzzFeed News headed to Hartlepool, recently named as one of the towns with more empty stores than anywhere else in the country, to see what lessons can be learned for other areas.
We don't do everything well, but when it comes to puns there's no one who can touch us.
Because you're already feeling Forever 22.
You have retail muscle memory and finger-space everything.
Who says it's not just a massive coincidence?
The meatballs are so very, very brown.
Calling all stationery lovers who say they're "just browsing" and leave with five notebooks and a new set of pens.
"Shoplifters will be prostituted."
Expedited shipping = your hero.
Support artisans, crafters, and other makers in your area.
Wait, what was I here to buy?
"Cash only" is a joke, right?
Brb: Just heading to Wok Ness for their monster special.
"And I said, what about...Breakfast at Timothy's?"
Get your future wardrobe from the past.
Cameras? Patches? Movie posters? What are you in the market for?
You may have finished your shopping, but the nightmare has only just begun...
Since the start of the recession the high street has taken a battering.
Oh, hockey fans. I wonder if it's true?
What, you've never drifted with your shopping cart?