If you're as clueless about veggie shopping as me, you need this in your life right now.
"The stuff about balsamic vinegar proves you have good taste".
This is not a grocery list. This is a CRY FOR HELP.
We all know Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, and Cyber Monday, but what other whimsically themed shopping days are happening this week?
Obesity epidemic? What obesity epidemic? We're going to need three ketchups for all of those White Kasuls. Also, get some cerail for desert.