Ain't nobody got time for shoes left out and about.
If you're training for your first marathon — or even if you're not — here's what I learned while training for this very, very long race.
WHAT ARE THOSEEEE?!?!
"Y'all know damn well that I don't wear these."
Is your taste in shoes everything that it seems?
It's time to find out!
Jimmy Choos or Nikes?
"Let's get some shoes."
Is it time for some new shoes?
Bath bombs galore!
Converse or Uggs?
Step up and take the quiz.
Say goodbye to your salary, guys.
The H and the M should stand for "holidays and merriment," IMHO.
I wanna wish you a quirky Christmas.
Shoe game = strong.
The devil wears Prada.
Your one-stop shop for all your holiday needs — and maybe a few other things.
Say it with me: NOTHING'S OVER $25!
They need a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
You are ~free~...to keep all of this for yourself, okay?
The best way to get all the attention on you without needing copious amounts of alcohol.
Prezzies they'll paws-itively adore.
Which baby is living their best life?
Just do it.
Who says you can't buy happiness? Not Nordstrom.
Welcome to the Shark Tank. Do you have what it takes to survive?
A portable washing machine, a big ol' bag of gummies, a heated massaging pillow, and 19 more perfect gifts for practically everyone you know.
Because if you leave it up to them, they'll be their own season of Hoarders.
They're cool, okay?
Shoe love is true love!
You can tell a lot about a person by their shoes.
Did we mention they're all on sale?
Crocs = happiness.
Bibbidi bobbidi boo.
Your favorite shoe is written in the stars.
Let's get some shoes.
More like T-aww-rget. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
The one where Ross went Off the Wall.
PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MINDS BLOWN, NERDS.
They're both iconic.
Pedal to the metal.
This list is straight up panda-monium. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Proceed with caution! These shoes have three- and four-figure price tags.
Just because you don't have an arch doesn't mean you don't deserve comfort!
*wears them for the next 74 summers*
Because why not?