The human body is a weird thing.
Try not to gag.
Are you a serial toilet clogger?
The holidays are about to get weird.
You kiss your mother with that mouth?!
Because how else are you going to pop the pimples on your back?
Rompers= sitting on the toilet basically naked
I just can't take this shit.
Sorry to do this a few days before Coachella, but the universe isn't fair.
This is gonna get a little messy.
Inspirez bien avant de commencer ce quiz.
I ain't bullshitting you.
A truck carrying 27 tonnes of human waste had a little bit of an accident.
Do you know your shit?
Ahhhh yes, summer smells of the city. *GAGS*
Are you Hot Shit?
You're a little bit shit but not really shit.
WHY IS THERE NO WINE LEFT?!
Maybe I didn't think this through properly.
Any other day of the week > Tuesday.
It's his stinky little secret.
Apparently birds want to fly away and shit all over his car.
"Nothing says ‘love' like seeing your husband poop in the bathtub while you're puking your brains out in the toilet.”
Nothing says true love like watching your boo shit in the sand.
We shit you not.
All the best poop scoops.
Because if cats could talk they wouldn't give two fucks about swearing.
Definitely not a shitty narrative. We can't verify the story just yet, but people are loving it.
"Can I take a shit Alex?!"
"I've seen a cat take a shit, locking eyes with my roommate."
We’ve all been there!
Once upon a shart.
"I've shit more snow than that," one man said.
Not that I needed to, because girls don't poop or anything.
In honor of #worldtoiletday
Poop, there it is.
Proof that what's shitty can also be pretty.
OK, sure, but why?
Brb choking on Milo.
You're doing a shitty job at your post-shit job.
THIS ISN'T DEPRESSING AT ALL.
A cute little shitshow.
That's right, folks, we made an entire show about poop. Bombs away!