*Jaws theme song*
The same photoshopped shark has been showing up during hurricanes for years.
"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine."
Sharks are friends, not violent killers.
Sometimes sharks are fun.
LOL, I'll pass.
Sharknado 5: Global Swarming will premiere on Aug. 6 on Syfy.
Not everything in the ocean wants to kill you.
"A shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked."
Cause of death: coconut
Sure you might know what a great white looks like, but do you know your sleeper sharks from your Port Jacksons?
The massive, mysterious Greenland shark – which eats seals and polar bears – has been shown to be the oldest vertebrate known to science.
You're as deep and scary as the ocean.
But much more fun — sharks ftw.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
And it's ~Jaws~-droppingly cool.
“You could literally just stand on the shore and throw a rock and hit a shark.”
"Sharks get a lot of crap and don’t get nearly enough love."
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout...
A bunch of grade-A pop music that didn't get enough love last year, listed alphabetically by artist.
World, meet Ninja Lanternshark.
Shark the herald angels sing.
These legends put the Straya in Austraya.
I've always loved sharks, so I ditched my cubicle and spent a day swimming with and feeding them — and it was FINTASTIC.
This happened at a "shark summit", which is an actual thing now.
Meet komodo dragons, Charles Darwin's pet octopus, and a giant squid.
Beach fishing, Straya style.
Welcome to Batshit Insania.
Sharks are people too.
When you're a Jet…
Don't look down!
Mother Nature's Avengers
They're pretty fricken cool.
You're at a level 36784, we need you to take it down to a level 6.
It's other animals you should be worried about.
"Don't go in the ocean, the ocean is the shark's house," says Veronica-Pooh Poleate in her Facebook video that has now been viewed over 10 million times.
Great Whites are incredible, but so are all the other sharks that exist.
"Eh, I'm whatever."
Perhaps the MOST essential part of your Shark Week.
WHY ELSE WOULD THEIR EGGS LOOK LIKE THIS?
Time to stop hating on sharks and start hating on the horrors of everyday life.
Now is this the right or the left shark?
You're not going to be killed by a shark or terrorists.
Just play it cool.
Australia is batshit insane, and so is Tumblr.