The apparition of a little girl named Emily.
"I'm going to die for the internet"
What happened in room 1046?
What happened to the Tromp family?
"Has science gone too far? Definitively yes."
"Get your little detective hats out."
The mystery remains... unsolved.
*Sings, "girls in tight dresses, who drag in mustaches" at the top of my lungs.*
You might piss your pants.
People are loving, laughing, living, and freaking the fuck out.
I mean, there are only two but they're so different.
"These are the Heisenbergs of the world now."
Oh, that hair.
“Food waste is a huge problem and you are part of that problem"
Are you and your partner romantically compatible?
That’s what you get for waking up in Vegas.
“Sometimes there’s good people in this world and you just don’t expect them to come for you.”
“I could be Beyoncé’s friend and she wouldn’t even know!”
"The word 'yawn' makes me want to yawn"
"Mmm, someone's PMSing. How'd ya like that? How'd ya like that?"
Before there was Stella from OITNB, there was Shane from The L Word.
He seems so artsy, fancy, and sophisticated…
I will go to my first gay club if you promise to stop smoking cigarettes…
Because you're human and you can't help it.
I was wondering if you would want to be my boyfriend.
"Vagina wig." Never forget.
Who should Daryl really hook up with, though?
In the style of @SeinfeldToday, the ladies are back. Talking, laughing, loving, and now tweeting.
Sarcasm is your default setting and you wouldn't have it any other way.
Listen up, Alice and Shane were only the beginning.
When Bruno Mars' "Marry You" comes on at 0:57, you know it's gonna be good.