Here's a heartwarming shot of the late Billy "champion of the working man" Mays wishing his good friend ShamWow Vince a speedy recovery.
The ShamWow guy got arrested in Miami after a hotel brawl with a prostitute.
Years before Vince brought us Shamwow, Billy Mays (of Oxyclean fame) had Zorbeez. It's pretty much the most absorbent towel on earth.
Why waste energy punching your friends in the nuts, when you can cock shot them with just one tap.