Take that, haters.
Nope, no shade here.
People are not pleased.
LOL @ Cher calling David Letterman an asshole to his face.
"Not today, Satan." — Kim Kardashian, probably, maybe.
"I think before your first facelift."
WARNING: Do not read this post unless you fucking love drama.
It's starting to feel a lot like shade-mas.
Queen of tweeting directly at celebs.
Everyone settle in for a piping hot cup of English breakfast tea.
"Too much makeup" — Lindsay Lohan to Ariana Grande.
Queen of answering questions.
"Fenty Beauty just dropped...you're CANCELLED."
"Then keep your eyes open bitch." — Cher, to a hater
I can't stop laughing!
And you thought today's stars were shady?
"I didn't know Keith before we met, so I couldn't be a fan."
I'm taking notes.
"Kobe, tell me how my ass taste"
The official "I don't know her" quiz.
But like, the good kind of shady.
"In the years to come, there will be trolls galore online and in person... They may even call you a nasty woman."
Because it's Mariah's world and we're just living in it.
Really, the show should be called Keeping Up With Those Kim Roasts.
"These little kids be so woke."
The shade queen reigns supreme.
Recess was always tea time.
Respectful petty goals.
I am the eyes emoji IRL.
Merriam-Webster (n.): the sassiest dictionary on Twitter.
Secrets, screenshots and shade.
"We don't need to be putting black women against each other! We deserve to be celebrated, and the Grammy Academy agrees!"
He can't stop the feeling...to throw SHADE!
They'll love these so much, they'll be writing erotic fan fiction about them. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
End those exes, RiRi.
"Done. Let's all move on."
Sandeep Kumar was first fired by his party, and then fried by the world's biggest porn site.
Brutal takedowns, clean language.
Come over, the shade is nice and cool.
Une pensée pour Tom Hiddleston.
C'est bien plus important que vous ne le pensez.
Can you shade in fluent bird?