"We weren't allowed to discuss with the boys what we were taught."
"The hardest part of having herpes is getting past the social stigma."
Because knowing your status should be as easy as, well, peeing in a cup.
The World Health Organization estimates that 3.7 billion people globally are infected with HSV-1, but that's not just oral herpes cases.
"A true superbug that initiates a future era of untreatable gonorrhea," say scientists from your nightmares. Patients at a clinic in Toronto were reported to have a strain of the disease that was untreatable by antibiotics.
If you learn nothing else, just remember that flavored condoms may stop an STD, but they can give you a yeast infection anyway.
This 1996 sex education video for teens tries so hard to be hip and edgy that it ends up being more irritating than the disease it's warning you about. See more at foundfootagefest.com.