30 Surreal Photos Of A Chinese Sex Toy Factory
An unromantic yet fascinating peek behind the curtain of the global adult novelty economy, just in time for Valentine's Day! For many of you lonely hearts, this is where tonight's date came from. WARNING: Even though these are the least sexy photos you could imagine, they're still slightly NSFW.
World's Oldest Sex Toy
Scientists at the University of Tubingen discovered the world's oldest sex toy after piecing together over a dozen fragments to create "a 30,000 year old ice age penis." Who needs fancy vibrating beads, spinning motors, and cutesy animal names when you can shove a piece of rock where the sun don't shine?