"If at first you don't succeed, fix your ponytail and try again."
"A kiss makes your day but anal makes your hole weak."
"I'm afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin."
"Guy: *gets blowjob* Guy: did u cum babe."
I need a shower.
If you still think women aren't funny, tbh you just didn't get the joke.
"Guy: *gets blowjob*. Guy: did you cum babe."
*dumps Gatorade on bae after sex*
"Sex is like pizza, if you're going to use BBQ sauce you better know what the fuck you're doing."
*pokes sex life with a stick*
Our canine hero does it all just to get some tail. On the movie's 18th birthday, let's look at how it was never really meant for the underage.
Confirmed: Your cat is indeed a playa.
Bow chicka wow wow.