“Here’s another reason you should be happy your dad has sex. If he didn’t, you wouldn’t exist.”
Did you know your birth card in tarot has a corresponding sex toy? Let's find out which belongs to you.
Because winter is coming and you should be too.
Because ~self-love~ is self-care, baby.
🎵"I'm never gonna leave this bed!"🎵 — you serenading your new toy after your first night together.
Whatever your fantasy, we've got the perfect date for you.
Because can you really love yourself if you don't ~love~ yourself?
LELO Are Having A Valentine's Day Sale On Their Luxe Sex Toys And I'm Just Saying, You Were Staying In Anyway
These have some seriously good vibes (sorry).
You'll be buzzing to receive these (I'm so sorry).
“My loves, my loves—listen. Do not do this to your teeth. You only have one pair.”
“Sex and interior design actually [go] hand in hand.”
These will provide the *real* fireworks!
🎵"Santa, baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight!"🎵
Let's find out how kinky you really are.
"It was so big that when he thrust into my mouth I threw up everywhere."
It's time to find out how your NSFW habits compare to everyone else's.
In case you're ever ~in the mood~.
In case you're ever curious or in the mood.
Can't stop, won't stop sucking.
We advise you to have a bucket and a mop at the ready when you're using these.
„Bei Sex am Morgen möchte ich lieber sterben.“
You Can Get 20% Off LELO's High-End Sex Toys Right Now – Because If Winter Is Coming, You Should Be Too
These will heat up the cold evenings ahead.
Because there's no better combo than sex and savings.
🎵 "I fill the tub up halfway, then ride it with my surfboard." 🎵
Including an electric blackhead remover, webcam cover and vibrating dildo.
Hey, penises come in all shapes and sizes.
An orgasm for every cent spent and more.
Summer is looking sexy.
"He has never talked to me about any sexual fetishes."
Including a set that's worth over £109 but costs way less, and loads of toys for under a tenner!
Literally everything's on sale, so get whatever you want.
Orgasms should not be expensive.
Feelunique Have Launched A "Feeling Myself" Box That's Worth Over £109 And NGL, I Need One Immediately
Because sex and savings is the dream duo, TBH.
Time to put the motion back in your ocean.
Quarantine's been harder on some folks than others.
Some helpful tips and tricks when you want some ~me time~.
Stay home, but make it sexy.
Or, you know, at least a very decent evening.
Finally, a good news story.
Prepare to have your world rocked.
You can never have too much lube, tbh.
Time to stock up.
A global survey revealed Aussie millennials have more sex than any other on Valentine's Day.
A simple guide to navigating the not-so-simple vibrating-sex-toy world.
"I got an asthma attack while giving him a blowjob, and his mom had to drive me to the hospital."
2020 is looking sexy.
So your order confirmation emails will be nice, even if your purchases are naughty.
Only one way to find out.
“His penis was so big that it pushed the tampon too far up, and I had to go to the hospital to get it removed.”
'Tis the season to be horny.
Cheap and efficient orgasms FTW.
Every boy and every girl, SPICE UP YOUR (sex) LIFE!
Don't worry, we know you're just here to take an interest (ahem).
For when you have ~needs~, but you also have housemates.
Turns out good things do come in small packages.
Is it hot in here, or is it just my Amazon cart?
"His dick was so big that I accidentally dislocated my jaw..."
This quiz is intense. Pun intended.
A robotic sex toy was selected as an honoree for the Consumer Electronics Show’s Innovation Awards, until CES said it was "obscene."
Ho ho ho(rny), Merry Christmas to us all! *shuts door*
'Cause you should go and love yourself.
This week we have stories about Churchill, Alex Jones, and a bag of sex toys.
In the years I worked at a sex shop, I saw how the pressure to have great sex — in a world that will never be a level playing field — can inflict its own kind of damage.
Because why not?
Top-rated and best-selling sex toys that'll bring the ~good vibes~ no matter where you are. The products in this post were updated in September 2018.
What's your state's ~sex toy personality~?
Kinky on a budget.
Tell us your favorite toys you and bae use to get down and dirty!
Il est peut-être encore temps de les mettre dans votre liste de Noël, parce que c'est pas vraiment donné.
Tbh, these are the best vibrators, butt plugs, and dildos in my sex toy drawer this year.
Say goodbye to your salary, guys.
Help us out a little.
Because you deserve something special every dang day.
Note to self: set up automatic reply to "Go away."
♪ Dancin' with myself, oh oh uh oh... ♪
Add them to your holiday wishlist/treat yo' self list.
To foreplay? Or not to foreplay?
Kelly Clarkson Confused Her Vibrator For Children's Toys While Playing "Never Have I Ever" And It'll Make You Scream
"Oh! I was thinking a blaster!"
I'm not even sure I've heard of the body parts some of these are meant to be used on.
"You know, the vay-nya is nature's pocket...it's natural."
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me!
"Meine Mama hat meinen Klitoris-Stimulator für ein Gesichtsmassage-Gerät gehalten."
Sex toys: they're not all fun and games.
American Tech Companies Are So Afraid Of Offending Indians That They're Censoring All Their Products
In the world’s largest democracy, Amazon Prime Video deletes most nudity and profanity, Google bans retailers from buying ads for erotica, Amazon and Flipkart refuse to sell adult products, and Tinder suggests its users should get parental approval for their dates.
Wir sind nicht alle hypersexuell.
The discount site Wish makes all your shopping lists (including its large array of sex toys) public under your real name.
Fifty shades of mimosas.
*Accomplishes one small task* TIME FOR A MASTURBATION BREAK.
What sexy, sexy deals.