“His penis was so big that it pushed the tampon too far up, and I had to go to the hospital to get it removed.”
'Tis the season to be horny.
Cheap and efficient orgasms FTW.
Every boy and every girl, SPICE UP YOUR (sex) LIFE!
Don't worry, we know you're just here to take an interest (ahem).
For when you have ~needs~, but you also have housemates.
Turns out good things do come in small packages.
Get more bang for your buck.
Is it hot in here, or is it just my Amazon cart?
"His dick was so big that I accidentally dislocated my jaw..."
This quiz is intense. Pun intended.
A robotic sex toy was selected as an honoree for the Consumer Electronics Show’s Innovation Awards, until CES said it was "obscene."
Ho ho ho(rny), Merry Christmas to us all! *shuts door*
'Cause you should go and love yourself.
This week we have stories about Churchill, Alex Jones, and a bag of sex toys.
In the years I worked at a sex shop, I saw how the pressure to have great sex — in a world that will never be a level playing field — can inflict its own kind of damage.
Because why not?
Top-rated and best-selling sex toys that'll bring the ~good vibes~ no matter where you are. The products in this post were updated in September 2018.
What's your state's ~sex toy personality~?
Kinky on a budget.
Tell us your favorite toys you and bae use to get down and dirty!
Il est peut-être encore temps de les mettre dans votre liste de Noël, parce que c'est pas vraiment donné.
Tbh, these are the best vibrators, butt plugs, and dildos in my sex toy drawer this year.
Say goodbye to your salary, guys.
Help us out a little.
Because you deserve something special every dang day.
Note to self: set up automatic reply to "Go away."
Do you like your toys super cheap, super expensive, or juuust right?
♪ Dancin' with myself, oh oh uh oh... ♪
Add them to your holiday wishlist/treat yo' self list.
To foreplay? Or not to foreplay?
Kelly Clarkson Confused Her Vibrator For Children's Toys While Playing "Never Have I Ever" And It'll Make You Scream
"Oh! I was thinking a blaster!"
I'm not even sure I've heard of the body parts some of these are meant to be used on.
"You know, the vay-nya is nature's pocket...it's natural."
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me!
"Meine Mama hat meinen Klitoris-Stimulator für ein Gesichtsmassage-Gerät gehalten."
Sex toys: they're not all fun and games.
American Tech Companies Are So Afraid Of Offending Indians That They're Censoring All Their Products
In the world’s largest democracy, Amazon Prime Video deletes most nudity and profanity, Google bans retailers from buying ads for erotica, Amazon and Flipkart refuse to sell adult products, and Tinder suggests its users should get parental approval for their dates.
Wir sind nicht alle hypersexuell.
The discount site Wish makes all your shopping lists (including its large array of sex toys) public under your real name.
Fifty shades of mimosas.