These metaphors are getting rather heavy-handed, no?
"Condom! Condom! Condom!"
Want to find out if your local river is polluted with people's old bathwater? Grab yourself a tampon and a UV lamp, and make like a scientist.
"Better than LA tap water any day."
Planning a trip to a California beach this summer? Why not take a swim in raw sewage instead.
Telegraph journalist, @LewisWhyld, live-tweeted a water main break as raw sewage flowed into the streets of a London neighborhood.
This is some insanely frightening video of living, breathing poop monsters found in North Carolina sewage systems.