Prepare to seriously piss off your server.
Time to put your memory to the test, and get those orders right.
It's a life of tips, tricks, and...well, ideally, more tips.
Kellner sind einfach anders, als andere Menschen.
"The menu is not a canvas for your wildest imagination, unfortunately." H/T Quora
The struggle is real.
*Remembers table four's dressing two days after they ordered it*
TIP: ______ *customer writes: "me over and pour me out"*
Customer: "It's all on one check." Me: *hears choir of angels singing*
Small actions that help tremendously.
Servermares are real.
Niemand weiß mehr weiter.
Shit. I dropped a fish in her handbag.
Will refreshing the page aggressively and paying half my salary be enough to have this?
"This isn't an all-you-can-eat buffet, honey."
Hey, panini head, are you listening to me?
Being a restaurant server is NOT easy.
"Like me, he is a survivor."
Long Island Iced Tea? Sure thing, garbage person!
Rep. Trey Gowdy also says Hillary Clinton should turn her email over to the State Department's inspector general.
“Yes, I caught you staring at my boobs. No, they are not on the menu.”
You just got served!
"We learned today, from her attorney, Secretary Clinton unilaterally decided to wipe her server clean and permanently delete all emails from her personal server," says Rep. Trey Gowdy.
It's server not servant.
I saw you take that photo!
Excuse me while I scream inside the walk-in freezer.
"You mean you don't want to split the check?"
Compliments and funny notes are great, but they can't pay the rent.
It's hard to pay the bills with compliments.
“We talk shit about you when we go back to the kitchen”. Real confessions from waiters via Whisper, the anonymous sharing app.
The service industry giveth and the service industry taketh away.
Sometimes a friendly server can bring out the best in people.
An anonymous couple produced a receipt for NBC with the same time and date but with an $18 tip.
Death before decaf.
Everybody should work at least a month in a restaurant before they're allowed to eat in one.
If you thought Julian Assange and his team of WikiLeakers were wreaking global havoc from some decrepit, dank basement in northern Europe, guess again.