I wanna wish you a quirky Christmas.
**Checks flights for Antarctica**
Yep, I totally bought this at a fancy boutique.
We won't judge you if you only use this list to shop for yourself.
Warning: The following post may contain elements that are covered in sequins, glitter, and metallics, which may not be suitable for some audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.
Perfect excuse to touch yourself all day.
New Year's Eve on fleek. And all for under $75!
Because thing + glitter = better. It's simple math.
To be fair, ice skater fashion is a risky business — regardless of decade.
Because sometimes you can’t keep your hands to yourself.
You'll be gagging on the eleganza. In fact, you might even burp up a sequin.
Behold the trademark feature of the legendary country singer. Her sleeves.
Because nothing can serve you better in this RIDICULOUS HEAT.
Outfits so sickening you wish they're contagious.
They all get an F... for ferocious.
Metallics, sequins, and glitter — they're fun and all, but you run the risk of looking chintzy and cheap. Here are some new ideas for glitzing up, from casual and tomboy-ish to all-out "glam."
Lucille Bluth would be jealous. Can we get Liza Minelli on Quacker Factory next?