"You're standing too close to me and people are starting to notice."
“You look like you had fun last night!” – You look like you slept in a bin. Inspired by @SoVeryBritish.
Victims said the judge would sentence them to community service, invite them to his home, and ask them to bend over to pick up cans while he took pictures.
Yes! That's the guy from Reading Rainbow!
"We thought we had such problems. How were we to know we were happy?"
Curiouser and curiouser.
Governor Martin O'Malley will commute the sentences of the last four men on death row in the state. Two years after abolishing the death penalty, Maryland will no longer have any inmates on death row.
"At the still point, there the dance is." —T. S. Eliot
Kale. Stop talking about Kale.
"ONLY look at me in the eyes."
Everyone knows the world is a mess. Taking that mess and shaping it, lovingly, phrase by phrase, you may occasionally make one perfect sentence. Here are six of them.
A judge handed down the ruling this afternoon in Milan, the culmination of a controversial tax-evasion trial brought against the fashion house.