"I walked in expecting to fall in love with books, not the person I walked in with."
"I'm just embarrassed because I used to love them, and now they're trash!"
"Y'all know damn well that I don't wear these."
"I know what you're thinking...How do I actually do work at this desk?"
Y'all are crusty AF.
What have you been hiding?
Are you ready to face the truth?
Lights, camera, action!
Flowers or chocolates?
We shaved away the layers of our relationships with our fathers.
Please don't throw onion rings at her on tour.
BRING IT BACK, LORDE — WE'LL BE GOOD, I SWEAR.
Will she bake you brownies or tell you to get a haircut?
"Saving your used dishes in the fridge for later... genius."
It's not just a bunch of hocus pocus!
It's a bed! No, wait...it's a crib!
Damnit, Pixar, with the waterworks.
Moral of the story: Don't mess with Disney.
Alexa, can you keep a secret?
On sait ce que vous voulez vraiment...
We all have imaginary arguments in the shower. Or DO we?
Caresser ses poils pubiens d'une façon non sexuelle.
“I don’t care,” I say, caringly, as I care deeply.
Belly Buttons Are weird AF.
Vous espériez que personne ne le découvre? Raté.
Pence has been sued to turn over an email related to a Texas immigration lawsuit he later hired private attorneys to help fight. An appeals court ruled in Pence's favor, but the case has been appealed to a higher court.
Rassurez-moi, je suis pas la seule à me sécher les fesses au sèche-cheveux?
"Are my boobs different sizes?"
"What a cute geometric tattoo," says the Muggle.
They are really not that bad tho...
What if your friend finds out?
“Why are Asians lactose intolerant?"
There's nothing more horrifying than being embarrassed in front of your peers.
Nothing wrong with wanting to feel like you’re not the only one.
The power of words.
Non, nous ne sommes pas des «gardiens de tableaux».
When your marriage proposal doesn't go quite the way you thought it would...
Is your body ready?
The truth finally comes out...
Ce n'est pas exactement la vie rock'n'roll qu'on s'imagine.
“I’ve been meaning to tell you this for awhile now…”
Because these weren't enough.
They're cute, they're fluffy, and they (might) have all the hot goss.
The fact that you're not dead and have made yourself a sandwich is a miracle.
The Denver airport is kind of a weird place.