It's a disgrace that the wildlife series is ignoring our unique native breeds, like the majestic Mancunian fagpie, and the lesser-spotted chundergoose.
Bird: 1. Me: 0.
You'll never look at someone feeding birds the same way again.
It's time to pack our bags and leave.
The prime minister has called for a "big conversation" about angry birds.
"I'm absolutely thrilled," said a Lib Dem MP in reaction to the news.
Seagulls have been terrorising the UK for generations. This is how bad the problem has got.
#stopseagulls2k14 (contains NSFW language)
They will never be caught.
The papal gesture made a seagull and a crow very happy.
And they're dancin like they've never danced before.
Seagulls are rude jerks who take whatever they want and don't give anything in return.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Seagulls aren't the biggest animals, or the fastest, or the strongest. But they might just be the most cunning.
Seagulls are jerks. Don't worry: once the lulz were over, the seagulls got the fries.